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my name is theo and im 19 and never evolved beyond protozoan. my fav color is yellow. i drink a shit ton of la croix, just absolute heaps of the stuff.

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kadriel

kadriel (halstridxr on tumblr)

grimdark rose for some grimdark moods


#so fucking dope #rose lalonde #hs

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daves
1 week ago

i got hit mega hard by that 'c's get degrees' mentality this sem

but this is only spring of freshman year howmst to funq am i gonna survive three more years

my poor gpa





daves
1 week ago

guess who's back (back) back again

theo's back

tell a friend


#this assumes a level of familiarity with my 53 followers that i'm not sure i have #:(

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daves
2 months ago

changing my name to theophile bc i love myself


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daves

assuming the non-striated hemocaste system (ie: assuming colors are not distinct and instead there's variation within castes, and cuspcaste trolls), i'm sure there's something akin to the munsell color system for blood as opposed to soil. trolls are exclusive and crabby enough i can totally imagine troll craigslist (casteslist?) being full of personals like "7f g17 for h16 and above ONLY". or clubs that make u colormatch at the door to prove you're highcaste/pure enough to get in. like, "oh, sorry, you're a solid 21 teal which is fine, but you're so dim.. h or i, for sure.. too bad, sucker!"


daves

fwiw this idea would also have to assume that trolls can have dimmer or purer blood - ie cleaner, more true hue blood vs. muddier, dimmer, grayer blood. which seems perfectly reasonable to me.

it also ties into an idea i've been nursing for a while about lower castes having more limited lifespans having to do with whatever minerals/elements make their blood that color. rusts and bronzes have relatively comparable human lifespans, indicating they probably have similar iron-based blood, but as you go up the caste ladder, the minerals and compositions change towards things that don't oxidize over decades and centuries (or perhaps they've evolved to create more telomerase in the higher castes? or maybe the mother grub is even capable of artifically selecting for that?)


#homestuck #headcanon #oof i'm in a mood now pls someone hypothesize w me

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daves
2 months ago

assuming the non-striated hemocaste system (ie: assuming colors are not distinct and instead there's variation within castes, and cuspcaste trolls), i'm sure there's something akin to the munsell color system for blood as opposed to soil. trolls are exclusive and crabby enough i can totally imagine troll craigslist (casteslist?) being full of personals like "7f g17 for h16 and above ONLY". or clubs that make u colormatch at the door to prove you're highcaste/pure enough to get in. like, "oh, sorry, you're a solid 21 teal which is fine, but you're so dim.. h or i, for sure.. too bad, sucker!"


#homestuck #headcanon #idk i dreamed about god having a munsell color chart for eyes

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evilbog

Hark! Science side of waterfall

Tell me the forbidden facts


thelldev

The atmosphere on Mars is so thin because its core is solid, meaning it can't spin and create a magnetic field like ours can. This means the solar wind is stripping the atmosphere away! The MAVEN misssion determined that 100 grams of atmosphere is stripped every second assuming local space weather is calm (i.e. no solar storms). This means any future colonists will need to be deliberately wasteful and create as much greenhouse gas as possible to thicken the atmosphere and warm it up!

Another thing on Mars is the soil is, for the most part, PERFECT for sustaining life. We'd need to seed it somewhat with bacteria and fungi, but otherwise, plants can more or less grow in it no problem. The only real barrier is perchlorates, which are toxic. But... since Mars seems one of the most likely places in our solar system to house life besides Earth, perchlorate could play a role in sustaining some bacteria-like life forms. The chemical reduces the freezing point of water allowing liquid water to exist on the otherwise freezing cold planet. Earthbound bacteria also can use the chemical in place of oxygen to help with metabolism! It creates liquid water and oxygen, helping colonists out.


#this rly cheered up my morning #good shit actually

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daves
2 months ago
An Anonymous user asked:

Have u escaped from the piss bus yet, my friend? If you need help I can send you some nonspoiler hints from a gamefaqs walkthrough 😎🙈

n. nonspoiler hints...?????



daves

oh god this bus smells like wicked piss, brothers!!!!!!!!


daves

my city is always vaguely pissy but rn it smells like someones on the quest for alchemical gold via fermenting buckets of urea


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daves
2 months ago

oh god this bus smells like wicked piss, brothers!!!!!!!!


#unsanitary

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daves
2 months ago
marvusxoloto asked:

Ahhh!! AAAAHH! I'm sorry to have brought up the religion thing, my dear patata friend. I hope you find peace and chill somehow, somewhere, someday. Also that's a very diplomatic answer for the other two! If there are aliens or ghosts around, you could show them that post and theyd be like 'oh, not a hater, we won't haunt their hive afterall.' asjdkgl

no its chill its a thing ive been dealing w for a rly long time so im not sensitive i jus dont rly like talking abt it

also thank u! ive been marathoning kurzgesagt vids on yt and have lots of thots about aliens



daves
2 months ago
marvusxoloto asked:

👾 Do you believe in aliens?

👻 Do you believe in ghosts???

⛪ What is your religion ?????/???

BONUS ROUND: Do you believe in alien ghost dieties or nah?

👾 - i think it's sort of obtuse to view an incomprehensibly - functionally infinite - universe and think we're the only critters that made it this far, but on the flipside, i don't think it matters because physics is a thing so we'll prolly never run into em

👻 - i believe i've seen and experienced things that i can't scientifically explain

⛪ - i lowkey have like.. a cult background, so i'm stepping back from that rn.

bonus round: why not!


#about me


evilbog

Man i just fucking ate chips, oreo cookies, and i slept in front of my class for a mark. 


evilbog

Man somebody fucking upped the anti and did a kissing booth for their fucking presentation lmao x3

I got a smorch


daves

is this some sort of performance studio or do u just go to an incomprehensibly weird school?


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radiocatnip

RadioCatnip

Pear blossoms, plumeria, and blueberries


#i should pay op to design me a piece :)))

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zerio


My Bart meme...


pumpkin

um excuse me op but that second one is, and can only be, "eat pant"


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paint

Get to know me, send me a symbol.

(reposted from tumblr, source)


📱 Show your phone lock screen and/or home screen

💕 Your two top fave fictional characters

🕹 Video game you are currently playing

🌡 Fave season

🏫 Are you in school, what grade

🎒 Are you in college, major area of study

🏢 Your job (You don’t have to be specific) or dream job if you don’t work

📷 Post the 12th photo from your phone’s gallery

📅 Your birthday

🎂 How old are you

📏 How tall are you

🔑 Key to your heart

📖 Fave book

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🌐 Languages you can speak and/or are learning. Which are you fluent in

💻 Desktop/Laptop/iPad/other

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☠ Something that angers you

🐷 Junk food you can never get enough of

🌼 Fave flower

📺 Fave anime

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📻 Fave song currently

🎙 Can you sing

🎁 Best gift you ever received and why

👾 Do you believe in aliens

👻 Do you believe in ghosts

⛪ What is your religion

🌎 What country do you live in

📸 Post a selfie


#hi i love talking about myself

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daves
2 months ago

i rly am in college just got my first notification that i need to pay $100 for a textbook

time to flex my pirating muscles


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daves
2 months ago

not to b gay on main but this wknd my girlfriend and me and my guy were all walking around the city looking like punk idiots and honestly that's the goal

i like that when any of the three of us walk u can hear us coming from the chains and spikes and grommets and shit



daves
2 months ago

me n my guy got called "girls" at a restaurant yesterday bc the waiter clearly took one look at jewelry, makeup, and hair dye and PANICKED

punks smashing the binary 2k19


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inky

homestuck

homestuck


#yeah

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daves
2 months ago
marvusxoloto asked:

Ask!!! MEEEMMEEE!! The umbrella, the craysawnt, and maybe the lil dragon? If you haven't gotten these yet, purr favor!

☂️ what’s your favourite type of weather? - overcast, 65*, and 26% humidity. mmmmmm.

🥐 favourite foreign food? - sushi! i'm generally a big fan of japanese and taiwanese food, esp things that are hard to get in american restaurants. pork intestine is a new fav.

🐉 what’s your favourite mythical/extinct creature? - mmmmmmmmmmothman. 


#about me

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husband

Lets get an ask meme going

send an emoji

👋🏻 What’s your name?
🎂 When’s your birthday?
⭐️ What’s your zodiac sign?
🏡 Where were you born?
😶 What’s your ethnicity?
👄 What’s your first language?
👤 What’s your gender?
🌈 What’s your sexuality?
💋 What is your romantic orientation?
👕 What’s your favourite type of clothing?
👢 What’s your favourite type of shoes?
🕶 What’s your favourite accessory?
☂️ What’s your favourite type of weather?
🐾 What’s your favourite animal?
🐉 What’s your favourite mythical/extinct creature?
🌲 What’s your favourite plant?
🌷 What’s your favourite flower?
🍎 Favourite fruit?
🥐 Favourite foreign food?
🍟 Favourite fast food place?
🍪 Favourite sweets/candy/snack?
☕️ Tea or coffee?
🏒 Do you have a sporty hobby?
⛸ Ice skating or roller skating?
🏅 What’s your best achievement?
🎼 Do you play any musical instruments?
🎨 Would you call yourself an artist?
❤️ Are you single or taken?
💛 Who is your best friend?
💔 Who has broken your heart?
🖤 Do you hate anyone?
💚 Are you optimistic or pessimistic in problematic situations?
💙 Introvert or extrovert?
💜 What do you look like?


lazy
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soulstoned
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basement
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#hey im vain pls pay me attention

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ludashiki

art by ludashiki, character belongs to callmechainsaw

2019 | My half of an OC design trade with @callmechainsaw
 


#oh my god they dress just like me #good shit

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